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aelaer

k3yreviewer25

One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas

[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]

strawberryqueen00

I FOUND THE FULL ONE AND ITS SO MUCH MORE CHAOTIC.

HYRULE SHOOK ME TO MY CORE!

THIS WORD HAS TWO KINGDOMS RULES BY A BEING IN A TOWER!

The existence of Oz and Neverland is wild too. Does this mean that there is a REAL Earth outside of this? Could Wendy hang out in Westeros?

tenthousandand

luxmanning

Where the wild things are: the destroyed isle of Numenor????????

sorry. what. the existence of the wardrobe in Narnia??? the wardrobe isn't a specific location??? if anything it would be the lamppost and ofc imagine taking the Straight Road to the West and it's just our world.

aelaer

Every year I do a drawing during Comic Con in between panels and such. Here's this year's Doctor Strange.

ayo this looks very real doctor strange stephen strange art

that-angry-noldo

Good morning to people who are turned into birds as they jump from sea cliffs, sad beach cryptids, bad bitches who live in hidden cities, one-handed tragic figures, spirits of fire, victims of shipwrecks, people with great hair, receivers of ominous dreams and foresight, werewolves who thought they were the worst in the land but weren’t, unnamed wives and sentient malevolent swords

tolkien LMAOO

that-angry-noldo

kathrins-sketchbook

a sigil for finrod ^^

oh yes this like it's reminiscent of finarfin's emblem but remains its own distinct thing the snakes and the flower yes so much better than his original harp and torch art tolkien

aurelio006

irate-iguana

Packaging on a bar of soap. Front reads, "Lady Macbeth's Guest Soap." There is a little picture of a castle with a spot of blood next to it, and the words "Out, damned spot!" underneath.

Side of the packaging reads, "Try it in the Macbath!"

Other side reads, "Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood clean from your hand?" In bigger text, "Will it ever!"

Back of package: "...who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him or a vegetable soap with glycerine to have so much shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, and grapeseed oil enriched with creamy buttermilk?" (Yes, there's an Oxford comma there. Good job, soap makers.) Underneath are your typical labels, including "Not tested on animals" which I find very funny considering the Macbeths' bloody crimes. The label also states it was made by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, and a sticker added to the packaging tells you it costs $4.95 (CAD).

The final two sides of the soap bar have a tartan pattern.

Single funniest piece of Shakespeare merch I have ever seen.

dsfkjsdlkfj yes the unemployed philosopher's guild strikes again I think the phrase “all the perfumes in arabia will not sweeten this little hand” on a regular basis macbeth

ponfarrtimeatthevulcannightclub

anarkiddo

this is like 100% petty all things considered but i just can’t wait until some of u learn that it is absolutely normal for people of any age to refer to their dads as “daddy” in many parts of the south like it isn’t a red flag there. 60 year old women in my family still refer to their dads as “daddy.” and btw i think anyone should be allowed to call their own fathers whatever they want without someone either making it nasty or being accusatory like don’t you get tired of making ppl uncomfortable for no reason

anarkiddo

good morning to every person who calls their parents mommy or daddy or pápi or papa or mama or baba or any other “childish” name. and to everyone who is unnecessarily rude or condescending under this post please go back to sleep and get some good rest so you’re not as cranky and mean to strangers on the internet.

this

canonical-transformation

hacvek

reminder to worldbuilders: don't get caught up in things that aren't important to the story you're writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics

of beleriand and its realms basically writing

linzerj

tysonfurybattlepass

the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.

tysonfurybattlepass

fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.

tysonfurybattlepass

assault parrots, if you will

irradiatedsnakes

i mean this. isn't true either. like. theyre more closely related to parrots than they are to the accipitriformes (hawks & co). but they're not parrots. they're in a group that includes the falconiformes, psittaciformes (parrots), and passeriformes (perching birds). falcons are still their own thing they're not parrots

irradiatedsnakes

from kuhl et al 2021 (won't link here so it doesn't eat my reply, but it's freely available on the oxford academic molecular biology & evolution website) which made a tree for birds based on molecular data. falcons are the sister group to the clade that includes the psittaciformes and the passeriformes. passeriformes like crows or sparrows are more closely related to parrots than falcons are.

i understand you may have been exaggerating for comedic effect, i think? by saying that falcons are parrots as a way to exaggerate that they're related to parrots. at least, that's what i'm assuming. but your average tumblr user isn't going to know enough about bird taxonomy to recognize that exaggeration, and may very well just take it as fact.

btw i'm sorry if i come off as confrontational or anything based on your original post i'm sure you understand the urge to correct on this subject.

birds oh cool

arcanequark

sybilvimes

i still think about this so often. shes so everything to me

discworld one of the best parts about the fifth elephant is that sybil really comes into the story again

arcanequark

noosphe-re

There exists no separation between gods and men: one blends softly casual into the other.

Proverbs of Muad'Dib, Dune Messiah by Frank Herbert

dune

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

THIS WORD HAS TWO KINGDOMS RULES BY A BEING IN A TOWER!